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Lois: Stewie, why don't you go play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you just go to hell?
Lois: Well, no dessert for you, young man.
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$100 invested at 7% interest for 100 years will become $100,000, at
which time it will be worth absolutely nothing.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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"*Veni, vici*...Vetinari."
(Jingo)
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A man usually falls in love with a woman who asks the kinds of questions
he is able to answer.
-- Ronald Colman
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You are sick, twisted and perverted. I like that in a person.
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how come whales look the
way they do?
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the
party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith
agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed
from the current position

my cats name was koda, hes dead

I'll play with you

god you're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute

what a ♥♥♥ love him