God I wanna run a train on Ben Shapiro's sister. Everytime I see those two Republican ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ swaying in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ breeze all I can think about is the entire state of Israel getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ as I hear her moans. All I can think about is debating Ben and getting absolutely demolished and called a #libtard by his fan base. His sister walks in and start sucking on my ♥♥♥♥ out of sorrow. I quickly have to pull out to avoid busting the largest nut ever recorded on her pretty conservative face.

I'm so sick of all these people who think they're gamers. No, you're not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying "I put well over 100hrs in this game and it's great!" That's nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 then we'll be friends.

also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because ♥♥♥♥♥ size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because o though he was a voting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

I’m not ♥♥♥. I am not ♥♥♥. Do not ever call me ♥♥♥ ever again. I am quite honestly one of the least ♥♥♥ people you have ever met. I ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, mad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I am not ♥♥♥. Stop saying I’m ♥♥♥. If you were a girl, I’d probably already ♥♥♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ out of you by now. But unfortunately you are an ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUY who’s tight bussy will remain unstretched by my thick, meaty 9 inch ♥♥♥♥ because I AM NOT ♥♥♥. If i were ♥♥♥ though, you’d find my jackhammer pounding away at your tight bussy with the force of ten tsunamis. Luckily for you I AM NOT ♥♥♥ and you will have your vigin ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remain unpounded ad infinum. Actually, it seems that you’re the ♥♥♥ one here. You are ♥♥♥, not me. I am not ♥♥♥ and never will be. If I were ever ♥♥♥ in a past life (which I WASN’T), I would be killing myself right now, that is how ♥♥♥ I’m not.

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