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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56am

Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:15pm

I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01am

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:55am

When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:03am

Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:50am

Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:11am

Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:03am

Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:05am

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 2:42am

10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:55am

Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:37am

The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27am

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:21am

It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:01am

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:11am

It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:23am

Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:14am

Screw The Prime Directive

Reveal your next patient.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:17am

I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58am

Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am

We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16am

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:30am

Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 11:57am

Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:45am

Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:50am

My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 7:46am

I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 4:10am

The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:33am

Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:37am

Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:29am

You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 8:35am

Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:30am

Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:31am

Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:26am

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2023 @ 9:25am

A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 3:08am



Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.
25,967 / 50,000

I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

Go For The Optics!

Perform

Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.
0 / 6

Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.