sticky glazed ribs

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In the summer of 1867 Methodist missionary Thomas Baker made the history books when he became the last foreigner to be eaten by Fijian cannibals. Baker should have known better - he'd been saving souls on the islands for eight years - but for some reason during a visit to the remote village of Nubutautau he reached out to the chief's head to fiddle with his hair comb. His next (and last) visit was to the tribal stewpot.

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