“Paragraph 4 said: If Trapped by Fire, Endeavour to Escape. Do Not Open Doors If Warm. Do Not Use Stairs If Burning. If No Exit Presents Itself Remain Calm and Await a) Rescue or b) Death.”

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”

Don't expect peace and tranquility
Without at least some hostility,
And if you're on easy street, bitсh
You've got some potholes comin'
Some are gonna be so deep
You can look down 'em and see old Beelzebub himself (Brother)
Pinchin' a hot loaf
Like, what the fùck?

'Ah. Religion stuff, then?'
'Yes!'
'I never worry about that --ing stuff.'
'Never?'
'Never --ing give it a thought. I've got my potato.'
'Potato?'
'Oh, yeah. Keep it on a string round my neck.'
'And that's religious?'
'Well, yeah. If you've got your potato when you die, everything will be okay.'

SO HARD CORE!
Is it, though?

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