cutiepie :)

-rep Peek is a really nice fella, he's quite good at Rocket League. So I recruited him in my team. After a lot of hours playtime he started getting annoyed while playing. When I made a mistake in goal, he ran all the way from Germany to the Netherlands to smack me in the nuts. He got tired of running up and down all the time so at a certain point he started wrecking his own stuff. That's how his controller died, Rip Dual Shock 4 2K16/17/18.

-rep decided to add the guy on Snapchat thinking this would be a great way to bond as teammates. It started off great as we sent lots of memey faces to each other and we laughed at them. Things started to get weird when he started sending me pics of himself on the toilet while taking dumps. Of course I ignored these as I thought they were meant for some German female as they like that kinky ♥♥♥♥ but actually they were meant for me. Please take care when adding this man on snapchat, he will send pictures of faeces.

-rep Decided to invite the guy to my house after carrying him in RL. After showing up at my house all was going well, he was gracious and well mannered, all seemed great, but then the guy ran up to my bedroom, grabbed my controller and smashed it off the ground. --rep. Guy smashes people who provide him with nutty passes.

Rep After a good game in RL, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a RL lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.