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Recent reviews by Kung-Fu Cucumber

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7 people found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
TL;DR- I'm new to MMORPGs and I only have a few hours, but it seems promising, and I have no complaints.

I've been wanting to get into an MMORPG for a while now, and my only "real" experience is FO76, which I enjoy, but it doesn't feel like an MMO. So I played BDO for like, 10 hours, just to realize it felt very tedious and unfulfilling. Well, I finally read some reviews on this game and decided 'why not?' And so far, I'm happy.

Pros:
-Super friendly community, always happy to help new players and overall just good vibes in GC. Doesn't seem to be a ♥♥♥♥-measuring contest, which pleasantly surprised me.
-Simple UI with extra options to make it even cleaner. Not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like BDO.
-Does NOT seem P2W. Buy a DLC and you have a premium account- no subscription or anything. I haven't even been bothered by an MTX shop which is also surprising.
-Runs smooth as butter. 100+ FPS @ 1080p Ultra on an RX580 8GB.
-Main storyline doesn't bore me.

Cons:
-None, so far. The only thing I could complain about is the controls, but they kinda have to be complicated for the game to work, and it's not even bad.
Posted 26 May. Last edited 26 May.
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5 people found this review helpful
0.9 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Underrated, much like the Peugeot 206
Posted 15 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.7 hrs on record
Best Chinese malware I've ever downloaded
Posted 18 April.
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114 people found this review helpful
5
14.2 hrs on record (7.8 hrs at review time)
DarkRP on crack. No admins, no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rules, just a community driven dystopian hellhole. It has a very steep learning curve, but if you put yourself out there people will help you. My only real complaint is the lag, I am CONSTANTLY rubberbanding, even on "low ping" servers... But overall I highly recommend it, you're getting an awful lot of game for the price tag!

(UPDATE:) About 5 minutes after I posted this review, they pushed an update which significantly improved the lag problem. These developers REALLY care about this game, and they are taking feedback seriously, so please give this a chance.
Posted 26 March. Last edited 27 March.
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48 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
3
45.7 hrs on record (45.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game is peak. It’s like SnowRunner, ATS/ETS, GTA Online, and BeamNG CaRP servers combined into a single game. Wanna play solo? Go ahead, you’re not going to be limited in content. Wanna play online? There are dozens of community-run servers full of chill people who just wanna have a fun time. If RP is your thing, there’s definitely a place for you here.

I do wish they provided updates more regularly, it's starting to feel stale in some aspects
Posted 18 March. Last edited 21 April.
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3 people found this review helpful
46.8 hrs on record (46.5 hrs at review time)
Easily the best free game on Steam
Posted 3 February. Last edited 18 May.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
Literally 2D CS 1.6
Posted 1 February.
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3 people found this review helpful
34.6 hrs on record (23.9 hrs at review time)
You know those old people who waste their life away sitting at the slot machine in the casino every day? This is the modern day equivalent of that, and you won't put yourself in crippling debt.
This game is digital heroin.
Posted 17 January. Last edited 17 January.
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4 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
black guy six
Posted 29 October, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
I'm only recommending this because it's not Smite
Posted 19 September, 2024.
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