Recent reviews by Spartenfreeman

10/10 game, what's important is that I spoiled myself of the game's entirety TWICE, AND YET IT STILL MANAGE TO MAKE ME FEEL TEARS, FEAR, AND JOY. I AM IMPRESSED!!!!! the characters have so much depth to them, ironic since they're all 2d, and all the depth and dimension they have made me care about them so much, I smiled for them, I cried for them, I feared for them, I cared about them. and the quality of life features are so nice!!!! GOOD JOB INSERTDISC5!!! EVERYTHING WAS GREAT, PLEASE BUY THIS GAME :))))))))))

This is the story of how I experienced the greatest experience of all experiences of all time. When I booted up the game, I wonder where the new content is, I found one new thing and that's it. Then I did some of the endings I was familiar with, and after that I found a new door called "New Content". I was excited to see what was the new content. then I laughed as the new content was just the "Jumping Circle" because it disappointed the Narrator. Then the Narrator showed me the memory zone, which was cool to look at with the Narrator, also seeing the Serious Ending filled with sad and happiness. Then we saw the Steam Reviews of The Stanley Parable, how ironic that I am making one right now. then The Narrator made the skip button. which I continued pressing until the end of time, also hearing the Narrator being desperate to keep me away from the skip button made me feel bad, but it was the only choice I had. Seeing that the world ended and I was the only one there, was lonely sad. Then The Narrator made the Stanley Parable 2 and the BUCKET. Seeing the new title screen was so cool and nice. I did the escape pod ending with the bucket and seeing it being different was surprising as I saw Stanley gently put the bucket in the pod. I had so much fun seeing the different endings with the bucket. But then came the epilogue, It was the true ending to the Stanley Parable, as I met Settings Guy one more time. He told me that the true ending to the game that there was no ending. That's why the end is never. and it's why I can't beat the Stanley Parable. This is the story that I have come to love.

This is the most hardest, yet fun platforming game I played. There's so much to unlock. This is a game that might make you lose your sanity. also the main character is literally a skinned human. I got 106%, but I still have the achievements to unlock!

It is great funny hat game where you can use your own favorite weapons to shoot at people
and I don't care if there's a lot of problems, this game is so fun in many situations

i was playing this game so much that my father unplugged the internet to get me to stop playing. I had to strike him down with my wakizashi for this great dishonor he had committed against my clan. I mourn his loss but i must uphold my honor to the clan.

It's a game that makes you want to complete 100%!
I wish that there's a option to switch the music to the original music!

It's a game that can really boost some one's reaction time!

The soundtrack sounds like digital diarrah being poured into my ears. and i loved it. mostly because i have a fecal fetish and i'm into cleaveland steamers and ♥♥♥♥ like that,like aeting poo and everything. i just love having ♥♥♥♥ on my chest. and i also love this game, very challenging, almost as challenging as removie ♥♥♥♥ stains from my rugs and bed sheets.


also, this game was made by hipsters, so be ready for an ending that makes no sense.

dis ♥♥♥♥ b tight yo