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0.1 hrs on record
Holy nutballs what a bad port. No business selling this crap for 20 bucks.
Posted 29 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The VTT side of this is really cool and awesome, but it is literally not a map editor. You have nearly zero ability to create maps in Wildshape for anything but Wildshape
Posted 12 May, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ this game. The gameplay itself is a cute little thing, a serviceable marriage of Tower Defense, Souls Combat and open world gameplay in a free to play package. But that was before the game decided overnight to stop launching, and it corrupted its files so Windows wouldn't let me delete it. THEN post reboot it caused my pc to check every file on it for errors, which locked me out of using it all night, and THEN after I finally get back in I find out that as a result of that check I had to reinstall a completely different (and much better) game.

You'd have to pay me to try this game again
Posted 7 November, 2019.
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335.6 hrs on record (192.6 hrs at review time)
Excellent RPG. The Vanilla stat system is awful trash but the Attribute Insanity Mod flips that on its head. Really neat summoning system and, bonus: PCs can have conversations with each other in response to in game events.
Posted 1 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
181.5 hrs on record (1.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game would be one I would play the absolute hell out of-Left 4 dead coop with objective focused missions and destructible terrain AND likeable classes AND ALSO nifty scifi gadgets like the orderable drones and map scanner? hell. yes.

Problem is, it stutters.

̶e̶v̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶s̶o̶ ̶o̶f̶t̶e̶n̶,̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶g̶a̶m̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶l̶l̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶u̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶g̶r̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶a̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶l̶e̶t̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶o̶p̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶3̶0̶ ̶s̶e̶c̶o̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶s̶o̶.̶ ̶I̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶k̶ ̶i̶t̶'̶s̶ ̶o̶n̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶e̶n̶d̶ ̶a̶s̶ ̶I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶s̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶r̶e̶a̶d̶s̶ ̶a̶b̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶e̶x̶a̶c̶t̶ ̶i̶s̶s̶u̶e̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶f̶o̶l̶k̶s̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶k̶i̶n̶d̶s̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶d̶i̶f̶f̶e̶r̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶r̶i̶g̶s̶.̶ ̶I̶f̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶t̶t̶e̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶g̶e̶t̶s̶ ̶f̶i̶x̶e̶d̶,̶ ̶I̶t̶'̶l̶l̶ ̶a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶a̶a̶n̶ ̶i̶n̶s̶t̶a̶-̶b̶u̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶m̶e̶.̶ ̶U̶n̶t̶i̶l̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶n̶?̶ ̶.̶G̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶i̶s̶s̶

Hey, Guess what? They fixed it. Hell. Yes.
Posted 16 September, 2019. Last edited 9 May, 2020.
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3 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
18.9 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
This game is amazing, seriously, within minutes of starting up I was a gunslinging summoner with an eldritch infused pistol in one hand, spellbook in the other, and badass pet raven shooting lighting at things.

but I cannot support a company that will accept me giving them my money to support them, and then turn around and tell me I cannot play with my friends now unless they too pony up the cash.

this game will be great once that is addressed. Until then, go ♥♥♥♥ yourselves Crate, you greedy ♥♥♥♥♥. Enjoy the $8.
Posted 27 May, 2019.
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