Best duo I could have asked for <3

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Hey TV man, how's it going

Nice to meet you!

I was only 9 years old. I loved shank so much I had all the merchandise and albums. I pray to shank every night before bed, thanking him for all the vodka I've been given. Lord shank is love, i say, shank is life. My comrade hears me, and calls me a human lover. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shank. I called him a st00pid, he kicks me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now, and my nuts hurt. I lay in bed, and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Lord Shank! I'm so happy! He whispers in my ear: CYKA BLYAT!!!! He swings his mighty vodka bottle across my face. And puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass cheeks for shank. He penetrates my butthole. He rawrs a mighty мать Россия as he fills my butt with his vodka. My comrade walks in, Shank looks him straight in the eye and says... Cyka blyat idi nahui rush B!!! Shank leaves through my window. Shank is love, Shank is life.

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