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New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 3:00pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:37pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 1:51pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 9:21pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:40am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 7:37am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 6:43am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2014 @ 6:50am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:35pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:06am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 3:49am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 4:55pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 5:27pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 2:21pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 9:07pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2014 @ 4:13am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2014 @ 7:21am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:16pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2014 @ 5:35pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 7:33pm

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:32pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2014 @ 2:13pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 5:39pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2014 @ 7:18am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:01am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 4:16am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2014 @ 6:51pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 6:26pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2014 @ 9:26pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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