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Recent reviews by Probittius

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2 people found this review helpful
2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Short and sweet with the most eye frying graphics, the crunchiest, most deep fried music, and chock full of Brazilian memes. Truly one of the games of our time.
Posted 23 September, 2024.
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13.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Anyone telling you this is a tactics game is lying to you. It's a puzzle game that can devolve into a tactics game and it *owns*
Posted 26 August, 2024.
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8.8 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An excellent shooter that hits above its weight class. Go in expecting something like a cross between F.E.A.R. and Doom and you won't be disappointed.
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
The fact that this game is competing with Baldur's Gate 3 for "best game of 2023" should tell you all you need to know. Buy it.
Posted 18 January, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
135.5 hrs on record (71.9 hrs at review time)
Lead a pansexual kitchen-table polycule on a murdurhobo spree through the Sword Coast as a transgender Dragonborn Necromancer 10/10 this is the future leftists want.
Posted 24 November, 2023. Last edited 18 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.3 hrs on record
Absolutely beautiful game about being an android that *feels* undeniably human. The mechanics are simple and the survival system can be more or less bypassed after an hour or two, but the stories it tells are some of the most affecting in modern gaming.
Posted 25 November, 2022.
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5 people found this review helpful
8.4 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Stands alongside Dusk as heirs to Blood's legacy. Cool enemies, fun, meaty sounding weapons, and amazing level design. $10 for this game is a steal and a must play for any fans of old-school shooters.
Posted 15 October, 2022.
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76.7 hrs on record (76.6 hrs at review time)
When I first played this game in 2002, I was dumbstruck at just how much *freedom* the game offered you. It really did feel like you could go anywhere and do anything. Even after 2 sequels that feeling of freedom still feels unmatched. If you can get past the hump of the combat, you will be rewarded with systems that allow you to break the game over your knee like it's a dry twig. Add in the fascinating lore and setting and the game holds up surprisingly well even after 2 decades. OpenMW is almost required for how much easier it makes the game to play on modern systems and in modern resolutions, and there are a bevy of community mods to shape the game into your ideal experience.
Posted 4 May, 2022.
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21.0 hrs on record (20.9 hrs at review time)
Posits the question "what if Planescape: Torment didn't have the awful combat?" The answer is one of the most compelling RPG's in a *very* long time.
Posted 29 November, 2019.
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13 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
Insultingly bad. Avoid at all costs.
Posted 10 August, 2014.
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