Recent reviews by Long Raccoon

Would you like to lock your career save and make it impossible to progress with one easy trick?

Select "quick practice" and hit back quickly before it loads. That's it. The save file is ♥♥♥♥♥♥. You've lost all your progress.

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If you don't own a version of OOTP yet and wonder if it's worth trying, OOTP23 is the best version so far. And yes, everyone who's ever claimed to love baseball should own OOTP.

HOWEVER, if you've been following the franchise for a while, there are some things about 23 that you should know:

The uniforms page is entirely new and likely a new 3rd party utility will be needed to help people make custom jerseys. The park creator is identical to 22 (and 21 and 20...) and it's still disappointing. There are new visual bugs caused by new 3D features. There is no improvement to the audio design. There are some changes and improvements to the UI and UX, but the biggest changes you'll notice will come in the form of more detailed in-game animations. Also yes Bob Nutting still sucks, the Dodgers can eat ♥♥♥♥, and the Guardians are Guardianing.

I very rarely write reviews, but this game is worth one:

When you single handedly create a new genre of games like dark souls did 12 years ago, you know you're doing something right. There will never be another experience quite like playing phasmophobia for the first time. Just buy it.

After a full day of play time, I can definitely say this is the best game I've played all quarantine. And not in a purely literal way. There's bugs, there's kinks, there's the small playerbase, there's the occasional cheaters, griefers, generally toxic players. But when it works, this game will bring out the absolute worst in people in the best possible way. Just to give you an idea of what's possible, here's a quick summary of a traitor game I played:
An innocent and I search for the escape helipad and find it, but since I can see my fellow traitor's traps, I let him take the hits on the booby traps, and finish him off with a couple of axe swings. I then completely falsify the entire story, steal his outfit and identity, and proceed to lead people away from the objective. But then, a mistake, I speak with my proximity voice, and someone recognises that their "friend" sounds different. I die, and watch the other traitor absolutely dumpster the innocents with well-placed traps and win us the game. It was like a 10-minute masterclass in being a douche. It was awesome.

Most negative reviews for this game are old AC fans looking for for games similar to AC2, Brotherhood, etc. This game is nothing like them, and doesn't try to be anything like them except for the title.

If you're looking for a classic Assassin's Creed game, you'll be disappointed. There is barely any focus on social stealth, and you can't button mash your way through hordes of seemingly blind enemies. This is a full on open world RPG, with a larger map than GTAV, better combat than Witcher 3, and a better story than Skyrim. All it takes is to forget the title, and enjoy the game for what it is. It is graphically amazing, and there is an incredible amount of attention to detail. The world is immersive and engaging and the combat is fun and (mostly) fair, although I don't recommend Nightmare difficulty for those who don't like being one-shot by most enemy attacks, ESPECIALLY if they set you on fire. Took me 65 in-game hours to beat the main game, and there's still so much left to be done, and weekly quests are being added along with 2 separate story arcs coming as DLC.

100% worth the purchase if you're a fan or RPGs and are willing to ignore the title.

Do you enjoy self-harm? Then this game is for you.

EA: We're the worst game company out there
Ubisoft: Hold my beer
Bethesda: Hold my vodka
Take Two: Hold my moonshine

I can't recommend this game, not because the game is bad, but because the game is unplayable. I have opened my NAT is every single game I've ever played by port forwarding 3-5 ports. There are 12 (yes 12) recommended Uplay Ports and opening all of them in TCP/UDP protocol does nothing to fix my NAT. It takes 2 minutes + to find a duel, and when I do I'm matched with someone around the globe with 8x my play time.

Edit: I finally managed to make it work. Setting a static IP other than the one I had and forwarding the same ports again opened my NAT. But geez, that amount of work just to make a game playable is unacceptable.

I don't know about anyone else that's played this game, but I think the closet ending was the best. So much drama and suspense, I couldn't wait too see what would happen if I just stood in that broom closet.