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Well, That Wasn't What I Expected

Cool guys don't look at them.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 5:03am

Tripped On A Curb

Congrats! You died by falling, or perhaps tripping on something small like a curb.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 6:18am

Working On Your Tan

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Leaking Like A Sieve

It's just a flesh wound!
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Viewing Our Next-Gen Fish AI

A lifeguard was on the way, but they were stuck in slow motion.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 5:21am

Ran Out Of Laundry Pods

You think hunger is a game?
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2020 @ 10:27pm

Expecting A Third Arm?

Did you think you were going to turn into something big and green?
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2020 @ 7:09am

Trust Me, I'm An Architect

Somebody call OSHA.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 6:03am

250 Base Parts, Still Lack Storage

If you build it, they will come... and raid it.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2020 @ 2:11am

Patch It Up

Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2020 @ 6:59am

Harder, Better, Stronger

And it didn't cost six million dollars.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2020 @ 4:16am

You Shall Not Pass

Full Metal Barracks
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2020 @ 6:27am

Helping Hand

Medic!
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2021 @ 5:38am

An Apple A Day

Unlocked 24 Nov, 2020 @ 9:34pm

With Last Breath

One foot in the grave.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2021 @ 7:02am

The Things We Do

Unlocked 14 Nov, 2020 @ 8:08pm

Mr. Clean

You really mopped his clock.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2020 @ 5:59am

I Got The Remedy

Unlocked 12 Nov, 2020 @ 6:26pm

Moneybags

Dive into that vault of coins!
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2021 @ 2:51am



We All Need A Friend Like You

New Vocation

A Long Way To Go

So you can hit the broad side of a barn.

Long Distance Relationship

Alright kid, don't get cocky.

Has To Be A Lucky Shot

Hacker

Fisticuffs

American Nutcase

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now!

Cock Fight

That's the wrong kind of kill "streak".

Size Doesn't Matter

Fifteen rounds with Drago.

Guinea Pig