Hi Lonestar,

Thank you for your application to Team KFC.

We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for.

But we'd love to hear from you again when you have some more experience under your wing, so please give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future.

Best Wishes,

Team KFC

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I like to go to the local fish market every saturday morning and then go get coffee with my friends in downtown St. Petersburg. Maybe not the most exciting of lifestyles but it is what keeps it interesting. I really want travel to South America and play soccer with people that are far more skilled than I am. This will help me develop skills and eventually propel my soccer hobby into a professional career when I am only 46 years old (after I retire from my day job of course).