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"Have you ever white knighted so hard you just... straight up killed a man, jesus."

"his BDSM technique is waterboarding"

"JUST IMAGINE EVERYONE HAS HEADS"

"I'm well versed in pissing myself"

"I accidently shot Archduke Ferdinand and blamed it on some other guy, totally my fault."

"random sphincter to nowhere"

"we're screaming bags of meat and we're all going to die"

"Who would do such a thing, you ask? I would. I would do such a thing."

"Too bad that drunk stripper falls off the ceiling while I'm moving Emma's chair under the ladder so I can reach it."

"that's right i'm giving you fujoshi realness nyaa~"

"I'm going to sodomize you with my cane"

"They must have lubed her up before she went on air"

"It's magical. Like a genital handshake."

"I have considered getting an anal stretching kit so that when I take a ♥♥♥♥ my ass doesn't rip open"

"Ear-licking isn't a TOS issue"

"A bondage slave in a diaper being spanked by a wire coat hanger saying 'Ooh yeah, abort me daddy'."

"Rear positions were invented so that lovers didn't need to see the goofy faces people make with sex."

"my god just imagine. trying to put on your shoes and BAM a polar bear charges out of them, eat you alive and ♥♥♥♥♥ your wife"

"I don't mind playing with him, I just don't wanna hear his fat voice."

"If you're wondering what Anime Hell is, its where Kentaro Miura goes when he dies and is given an eternity to finish Berserk but decides to play iDOLM@STER instead and you're forced to watch, while sweaty american anime club members sit around you drinking ramune and discussing their favourite Fairy Tail Episodes, also there's high-speed internet but the only website it connects to is Kotaku"

"That doesn't mean they can't stretch each other open like bags of cheese"

"Would you consider fish a type of animal, then?"

"I don't see anal beads in my crafting menu"

"That analogy makes perfect sense, Tracy, we're in Wisconsin"

"There's a difference between fanservice, and having an uneasy paranoia that your audience may forget that your main character has an ass."

"Here's my abortion of a nunchuk"

"Hulk Smash Womb"

"Her vagiant"

"I've got a headache because I'm a douchebag"

"I should probably do something with the chicken ladyboy I have the fridge"

"FLIM FLAM BUGGERY THE QUEEN"

"It harkens back to an age where slasher films were still about slashing and not about being ♥♥♥♥"

"there's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GoldenEye in my macaroni and cheese"

"Ordinary men would think it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid to try to rape a reality bending vampire and her time stopping maid, but these aren't ordinary men."

"I'll pull my eyes out and strangle you"

"SWEET HONKING ARSE BANDITS"

"I got a picture of a crepe. Lemme see if this is porn."

"would I slam a baby into another baby to test its durability?"

And God said, "Let there be anime first impressions videos," and Judas looked unto Him and said "there's AIDS and cancer and rapists and you're going to sit here and put time and effort into these stupid videos when people can just go and watch the first episodes of the seasons themselves-" and God silenced Judas' punk ass, as he was a basic ♥♥♥♥♥. And basic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ get put the ♥♥♥♥ to sleep.

"50 SHADES OF VAY (HEK),"

"You think i just robbed some guy of his key and am now living in his house?"
"Yes."

"I'm gonna give birth through my ear canal"

"You reach around the back and ram the cord in"

"Oh man I can totally feel my spinal fluid running out of my ass"

"What if they do chop off my limbs, rip out my intenstines, and ride me like some sot of meat toboggan!?"
"Hear that Asuna? Meat toboggan. Try getting that image out of your head.
Whipping his entrails like the reigns of Santa's sleigh, streaking through the fresh morning snow on a trail of bile and gore, as his eyes begging the same question as the horrified children in his wake. Why? "

"There's something where the batteries are supposed to be...

It's a condom.
And it's got a hole in it."

"Tokyo ESP, Tokyo Ghoul, Terror in Tokyo, Bear in the Big Blue House in Tokyo"

"anal bees"

"my hairbrush is hiding under my vibrator what the ♥♥♥♥"

"I will attach a grenade to your butthole"

"HOLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LIZARD ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT MOPED CAN FLY"

"There is no such thing as 'statutory murder'"

"I wonder what'd would feel like if i poured pop rocks into my vag"

"I'm gonna have warframe prime"

"my cat is soft and luxurious, your turtle is hard and lumpy"

"It seems there are lots of secret trickstery gimmicks concealed in OH ♥♥♥♥ THERE GO THE CARDS"

"I know of a sandwich you can sleep in"

"Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse"

"I showed valvrave the liberator to my nieces it was a bad move they are now serial rapists"

"Join stripper girl and her friends, stripper girls, in 'I didn't watch the first season of this show, because it wasn't gay enough.' "

"I swallowed a bumblebee once"

"his penis just happens to be there"

"Is there a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ owl on fire in the background or what?"

"Just because you don't want a girlfriend doesn't mean that you're not an operating system."

“You see… Khajiit person… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."

"A new ship's coming in for landing; Quickly, to the butthole terminal!"