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Tokivoli 3 Feb @ 5:06pm 
gunna vac bane my balls in your mouth
Im_drinking_lemonade 10 Jan @ 1:32pm 
this guy blows.
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Pope Of Atheism 22 Oct, 2024 @ 9:26pm 
Ducks have webbed feet which allows them to paddle and swim in the water more smoothly.

Ducks feet has no nerves or blood vessels, meaning that their feet do not feel the cold! This enables ducks to swim in icy water, and walk in ice and snow.

They have very good vision and see in color.

Ducks have three eyelids. The top and bottom as well as a third that is found on the side of the eye. It is clear and acts much like goggles.

All ducks have highly waterproof feathers as a result of an intricate feather structure and a waxy coating that is spread on each feather while preening. A duck’s feathers are so waterproof that even when the duck dives underwater, its downy underlayer of feathers will stay completely dry.
altix 11 Oct, 2024 @ 2:44pm 
gave me another blowjob behind 7/11
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Chalice 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:37pm 
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altix 14 Jul, 2024 @ 6:47pm 
thanks for the head behind the 7/11
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:46am 
I live in a broken village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My father is quite an avid angler. He often brings home very large carp, catfish, pike and zander. But most of all I liked carps, golden giants. A year ago, I was sitting at home and jerking off to porn. As im masturbating, I hear my father and his friends walking outside, happily chatting.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:46am 
I quickly turned off the porn and turned on Skyrim. My father's group came in, I got up from the computer to greet them, and then I saw that my father was holding a 9 kg trophy carp in his hands. I shared his triumph with him. Dad left the carp at home in a wet blanket and went to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in a bar with his friends. I stayed at home alone and decided to take a closer look at the carp. It was still alive and moving its giant mouth. Then I imagined, and i dont know why, that this carp is sucking me off. Then I felt my ♥♥♥♥ getting hard.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:46am 
I think you can guess what I did - I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a carp in its mouth with unusually fleshy lips, and I also finished right in its mouth, and experienced extraordinary pleasure doing it. I ended up forgetting about this incident, especially since dad sold that carp at the market. But when my father brought small carps weighing a kilogram or two, I started ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ those too. All year I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ carps, and it was more pleasant to ♥♥♥♥ small ones, because their mouth was just just the right size for my junk.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:46am 
I loved ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them alive when they were still moving their lips all over my ♥♥♥♥. In half a year I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ probably more than 40, maybe 50 carps. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them several times a day, sometimes finishing in their anuses, sometimes I came in them when they were already frozen in the refrigerator, although rarely. Once I even tried to ♥♥♥♥ a bream when there were no carp, but the mouth was too small. Once I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a chub, but the carps were still the best, and when my father asked what fish he should catch tomorrow, I always asked him to catch carps, because "their meat is delicious".
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:45am 
Then the following happened. For about a week my father did not catch carp. I haven't ♥♥♥♥♥♥ carps for a week. It was like walking in a fog, I needed to ♥♥♥♥ another fish, I thought about catching carp myself, but I'm too lazy, especially since I hate fishing. My father brought only one small pike that week, probably because it was late autumn, and he said that now it wasn't fun to catch carps or something like that. I remember that he already kind of began to suspect something about my carp addiction, but I still excused myself, saying I just like the fish.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am 
One time my father brought home an 8 kg catfish. I really wanted to ♥♥♥♥ a fish, so I took a closer look at it. And what do you know, the mouth is just right, except for the teeth, but they can't do much, at most scratch you if you press very hard against it. Well thats fine, i thought. I pulled out my ♥♥♥♥, jerked it off a little, put it in the live catfish's mouth, which, by the way, was in a basin of water, and started to ♥♥♥♥ it. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it a little, but after a minute disaster struck.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am 
The catfish squeezed my ♥♥♥♥. It tried snatching it away, but it didn't work, it just brushed my ♥♥♥♥ very hard with its teeth. I immediately took it out, it was scratched like hell, blood was flowing from it, I kicked the catfish with my foot, and it fell into its basin of water. Blood oozed from my ♥♥♥♥ in a stream. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bandaged it, smeared it with alcohol. Then I wiped the blood off the floor. My ♥♥♥♥ was in a lot of pain. It was very swollen, which eventually went away, but the scars remained.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:44am 
Thankfully at least no one found out that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fish, and that I walked around with a bandaged ♥♥♥♥. My ♥♥♥♥ has completely healed in a month. All winter I didn't ♥♥♥♥ anyone, and then in the spring my father began to bring carps from fishing once again, and I began ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ them again. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my last carp the day before yesterday.
vladikgir 13 Jul, 2024 @ 10:39am 
The most important thing is that I dont get aroused by boobs or girls anymore, but as soon as I see a carp’s face, I immediately get horny. My ♥♥♥♥ stinks of fish so much that it’s impossible to wash off. So it turns out, I'm some kind of fish ♥♥♥♥♥♥? Can you give me some advice on how to get rid of this?
Tokivoli 4 Jul, 2024 @ 3:14pm 
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Vincent 30 Jun, 2024 @ 10:50pm 
what type of cookie though
vladikgir 28 Jun, 2024 @ 4:07pm 
very sexy would eat out again 10/10
altix 26 Jun, 2024 @ 4:06pm 
If I could go to College for having sex with my family I'd have a D1 Scholarship :D
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044PRICE 28 Dec, 2023 @ 5:59pm 
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ItsMars 28 Dec, 2023 @ 10:10am 
I'm telling you, space ghost bussy is as cracked as they are jacked. I saw them at a 7-11 the other day buying Redbull and adult diapers. I asked them what the diapers were for and they said "they contain my full power so I don't completely ♥♥♥♥ on these kids" then bhopped out the door.
jordan cute 23 Dec, 2023 @ 1:25pm 
don't write ♥♥♥♥ on my profile ever again you little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bum ♥♥♥♥♥ i don't even know your pathetic furry ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ you :steamthumbsdown:
pluto 12 Nov, 2023 @ 11:20pm 
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Pope Of Atheism 12 Nov, 2023 @ 9:17pm 
this is not a girl + or - rep ?
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+rep funny ♥♥♥♥♥♥
ChaseC7527 26 Aug, 2023 @ 8:53pm 
+rep geezer
Blazer 23 May, 2023 @ 2:45pm 
Pigeons are drones