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34 of 50 (68%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:39pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:58pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 12:40pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:49am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:03am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 12:28pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 6:14am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:52am

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 8:09am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:03am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:14am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:15am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:02am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:40am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:15am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:39am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:35am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 6:23am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 11:54am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:06pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 9:07am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 9:16am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2024 @ 7:34am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 7:16am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 8:01am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:48am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:32am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 9:03am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:41am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:12pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 2:14pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:45am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2019 @ 1:19pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 7:56am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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