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14 people found this review helpful
31.8 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Rating after 32 hours: 4/10
Level: 90

BRING BACK:
-Offline mode
-Body bags, zip-ties, garbage containers
-Melee weapons
-Card drops
-Crime.net (for pre-planning and communication)
-"UNREADY" in lobby

CHANGE:
-Increase weapon XP per match so we don't have to farm 1 heist for 20 hours to get our guns to max.. I'd rather play the game the way it was intended to be played.

Change the way you gain Infamy XP. Completing a stealth heist on overkill for ZERO XP is incredibly ridiculous and challenge based XP is a joke.

They messed up and if they're smart they can fix it. I ignored the fact that the servers are still ♥♥♥♥ 4 days into launch but please for the love of the franchise don't kill it here by rushing it's launch and then half-assing the updates. Hope I can change my review soon.
Posted 24 September, 2023. Last edited 25 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
228.2 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
An actual Battle Royale, that avoids the ever so common cancerous mechanics that flood the game with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Uninstalled H1Z1 after about 3 matches, not because I needed the space for japanese train porn... Simply to rid my life of that game, now that PUBG is out.

Also for recomendations on Japanese Train Porn, ask "A Friend":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA5inszObMo
Posted 23 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2,299.3 hrs on record (608.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I was a Cod player for 9 years, I played this game for 3 hours. what was the outtcome of those 3 hours? I SUCK ♥♥♥♥ AT SHOOTERS, TIME TO NO LYFE TILL IM BETTER!
70 hours later??? SUCK LESS ♥♥♥♥! PROGRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edit:130 hours later? SUCKING EVEN LESS ♥♥♥♥ AT THIS GLORIOUS GAME
Edit:170 hours later? Silver 4 meh.
Edit: 312 hours later? I have infiltrated the high ♥♥♥♥ army and destroyed them with my Flick Stick and the ButtBallin' Crew. Silver Elite today. Silver Elite master tomorrow. Somethin's ♥♥♥♥♥ boys
Edit: 332 hours later? Silver Elite Master, i can almost taste the judgement day of nova 1, overwatch coming...Stay Tuned Boys
Edit: 370 hours later? Gold Nova 1 baby. 77 comp wins and im lovin this game still.
Edit: 380 hours later? Gold Nova 2 already mutha ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Skip ahead to about 460 hours and this ♥♥♥♥♥ is Master Guardian, still 40 comp wins from overwatch...sadface...
Posted 2 February, 2015. Last edited 16 May, 2015.
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17 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
31.4 hrs on record (21.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A guy with a cow boy hat begged me not to shoot him.

Now I have a cow boy hat.

10/10
Posted 14 August, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
63.9 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'll start of by simply saying this is a great game!

It's free DayZ...With minecraft graphics, ITS FREE...Stop waisting your time reading my review and download the friggen game mate!

It has...
-Crafting
-Survival
-Shooting
-Driving
-Hunting
-ZOMBIE KILLING
-Crossbows
-Military Bases
-Airports
-Bubba's Farm
-AWESOME TOWN NAMES (BANNANNA TOWN)

You cant go wrong with a free game, the SINGULAR FREAKING DEV really cares, Constant updates!
Seriously just download it with your friends
Posted 17 July, 2014. Last edited 23 July, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I'd just like to start off by saying this is an early access review and is definatley subject to change.

Right now i feel like DinoDayZ (aka:Kidnapping Simulator 2014) is a shell of a game (Obviously because its in alpha). However, its a very strong shell and when they start adding the meat into this game i feel that its popularity and success will rise greatly!

After playing for 8 hours i have found there is not much left for me to do but i had great fun doing the following things:
-I have made a camp
-I have started a tribe
-I have Killed
-I have been Killed
-I have jumped into a Firey pit of lava to repay for the sins of my people
-I have revived a dinosaur and named him 'Duy'
-I have gone on many adventures with Duy
-and finally i have kidnapped, dragged around, and caged 20 people and kept them as my personal toys.

And after doing all of that there is nothing left for me to do, so i will wait patiently and hope that the next couple of patches will add some glorious Content. I Would reccommend this game to anyone who likes the following things in a game.
-Exploration
-Survival
-Dinosaurs
-Kidnapping
-Multiplayer
-Crafting
-Combat
-Hunting
-Tribes
-Spears, Bows, Wooden Shields, BOLAS
-CAVES!
-CAVEMEN
-Star-Maps!

All in All i really do love this game and can't wait to see where it goes!
Happy Kidnapping and may the odds be ever in your favor!



Posted 2 June, 2014.
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7 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
I Farted on a Jew while wearing a "Ginger Afro" and pink eyeliner.
Can it really get any better than that? 10/10
Posted 27 March, 2014. Last edited 27 March, 2014.
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14 people found this review helpful
4.2 hrs on record
I had always debated buying this game, I love survival games, post apocalyptic games, and Rpg's but I could never quite pull the trigger on 40$ for a game I had never even tried or heard much about.
Well, all I can say to that is, I wish I hadn't waited for so long! This game is absolutley amazing!!!

I ended up buying this game for about 10$ while it was on sale, I can honestly say it was 10$ Very well spent and I wouldn't mind paying 40$ for it either so if your on the line of buying this game I would highly suggest it

The Story is Captivating
The Graphics are Beautiful
The Emersion is Surreal
And The Game is Absolutley Perfect for me

I Hope you enjoy this game and I hope you get as much joy from playing as I do!!!
I can truly say without any sarcasm 10/10 would play again!!!!
Posted 26 March, 2014.
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8 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Shameful.....
DO NOT PURCHASE
SERIOULSY JUST STOP NOW UNTIL MAJOOOR UPDATES
I purchased this game for 7$ and it is 7$ i will never get back.... I MEAN IT! DO NOT BUY!!!
Posted 11 January, 2014. Last edited 11 January, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
5.8 hrs on record
I have decided to give War Thunder a positive review after a decent amount of play time.

This is a simple review
Pros-
*FREE
*Great graphics
*Fun challenge
*Multiple Difficulties making it user friendly for those in need

Cons-
*Pay 2 win (hey i guess they gotta make money somehow...)
Posted 11 January, 2014.
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