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Jonkopings Lan, Sweden 
💄 * 👑 * 🎽 * 🌳 * 😺 * 👔 * 📕 * 🎄 * 🐝 * 🥗 * 🕺 * 💃 * 🐠 * 🔋 * 🍆 * 📒
ㅤ* A police officer on a motorcycle pulls alongside a man driving around the M25 in an open-topped sports car and flags him down. The policeman solemnly approaches the car.
"Sir, I'm sorry to tell you your wife fell out a mile back", he says.
"Oh, thank goodness", the man replies. "I thought I was going deaf."
ㅤ* Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
ㅤ* So I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said, "Those are pickled onions".
🥒 * 💛 * 💙 * 👹 * 🐟 * 💚 * 👳 * 🐠 * 🌂 * 🐛 * 👳 * 🌏 * 👽 * 📒 * 🍧 * 🎈
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...