Recent reviews by Le Monke

Malevelon Creek gives me PTSD. 10/10, just like nam.

Since the newest update it is now a pay wall with anyone who got in first having a massive advantage over any newcomers...so right away its not looking good for paladins. Another poor choice is buffing the already overpowered and EXTREMLEY overpowered champions, while similtaniously nerfing the already weak and underpowered champions...so in my opinion, and clearley almost everyone else this game is not worth your time. At least until they fix this latest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Download it for yourself in its current state and see for yourself.

I am extrmeley dissapointed in this update. I recently only just started playing it, and i was hooked instantly, even though i could see some obvious flaws, i still regarded this game is 'pretty decent'. I will not be returning to this game at least until it 'fixed' unfortunatley.

ALSO WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THE HIDE AND SEEK GAMEMODE? WHO SUGGESTED THIS? WHY WAS IT PUT IN? WHY IS IT SO HARD TO WIN? WHAT THE ACTUAL ♥♥♥♥? In conclusion...gamesux (at the moment at least) and the hide and seek gamemode is absolute trash (and trust me, im being generous when i say 'trash'). Experience it for yourself and have tonnes of fun flinging your keybpard across the room. If this game doesnt steal your money, youll be losing it replacing keyboards.

Amazing. Furi is definatley worth a buy. The Sountrack, gameplay, even just the over vibe and atmosphere the game pulls off is worth a buy. The pricetag is a little hefty at first glance, $20 might be a bit much, i recommend you buy it on sale. One of the most fun and engaging games ive played in a LONG time.

No more room in hell (NMRIH) has the steepest learning curve in a game i have ever seen, it takes things to an ULTRA REALISTIC perspective on zombie survivors, and it will brutaly drag you throuigh the hordes of zombies, being bitten, scratched and screaming, and even if you do not become one of them, you will surley run out of ammo, run out of stanima, health or will to continue, as the horde slowly but surley creep on to you're last bit of existence. Visually this game is a 7/10, gameplay a 6/10, and story is a 9/10, although it can become a little tedious and silly, you will definatley be confronted and annoyed at the games difficulty, but still you will go back to it, thinking you can do this differently and that faster to then get from point A to B and so on, but you will still fail...and that is what makes this game, the oncoming doom that will overcome you for free :D.

I have only played about 80 minutes of this game on steam, but i have played this through the years beforehand, first as an app on the apple mac store may years before, and even then i loved this game in the 'lite' version (which only had the one usable bacterial infection). For all those sadist, evil genius's and people who simply just want to end the world...this IS THE GAME FOR YOU! The graphics are very simple, and yet in their simplistic nature, they arre somewhat detailed.

The could formations above the land will entrall you in the EVIL JUICES AS YOU GAZE DOWN ON YOU'RE NEW VICTIMS! Upgrades are satisfying, and at first are a litlle intimidating, due to the detail of the game. Eventually you will become used to this and memorise most if not all 'perks' and 'upgrades' that affect the lethality, severity, and infectivity of you're virus.

The soundtrack is probably one of the selling points in this strategic eath annhiliator; menacing, mysterious, sadistic, sad and EVIL! The soundtrack is purley atmoshperic and enticing, in short term, you will enjoy it, THOUROUHGLY.

The price may seem hefty at first for this kind of strategy, planet annhialation simulation, but dont be FOOLED. The game is in beta and is already FULLFILLING its promises, there is much MORE to go, and now with the new PLANET OF THE APES virus (i cannot remember what it is named) it brings a whole NEW type of 'gamemode' to this game, where not only do you enjoy infecting and killing humanity, but you get to bring a planet of the apes UPRISING!

all in all, this game is purley amazing, enticing, and funif you are a fan of Real time strategy games of this type. In my PERSONAL OPINION...i give it 8.5/10, purley because the tutorial is not there (which is completley ridiculous, absolutly NO tutorial (although there are a few hints when you start new games that advise you what things do))\

HOPEFULLY in the future (near future) they extend the game, ACTUALLY but in a tutorial, and create MULTIPLAYER! (i dont know how the multiplayer will work, but multiplayer would be AWESOME! (and also i hope the multiplayer will not be just a time trial vs, hopefully it will end up with one player being on the humans side, and the other being the infector (or something along those lines (BUY THIS GAME(DO IT NOW(RIGHT NAAAAOOOOW!!!!))))))

Couldnt even enter the game, for three weeks. Dont take my advice, but it seems broken.

Definelty much smoother than source, and in my opinion, much funner, the mechanics are more refined and easier to use. In my opinion i am glad that CounterStrike was moved to a new engine, that is MUCH more advanced, or rather, much better for this FPS.

Although not an actual game, i have found this more interesting than A LOT of the games i have. Recomend this indefinatley to anyone who enjoys games to do with 'guns'.

Complete freedom to kill, molest, pee, destroy, and GORY ENDINGS, to complete all your twisted, gory fantasies. Get it now.

This cyberpunk futuristic FPS with a twist on mechanics as well as the usual FPS standards will be enjoyable for DAYS on end, the fact that initial leveling up is easy and rewards are extremley satisfying, when coming to the higher levels (lvl 20-40), you will find the game become more tedious and less enjoyable, BUT luckily enough, you can purchase permanent wepons, armour, camos, weapon attatchments, and etc. with currency earned ingame, although the much more powerful and better gear is indeed asking for your credit card, this game is partly pay to win, but i find that the best players are the ones who havent spent a single cent on gear, it all comes down to skill. In my opinion, i would try this game at least once, but do not purchase anything with actual money (i have and have not been satisifed (mainly to my poor choice)).