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BarkForSpit 21 Dec, 2017 @ 4:46pm 
Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to see Cars in the theater yesterday, and when Lightning McQueen got HOT with Sally in Radiator Springs, my boner engaged. When Lightning McQueen said "Ka-Chow!", I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. That was one of the best nuts I ever had, just thinking about it now gets me riled up. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and his mom got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on her son. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. You should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over your son, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the movie theater managers didn't agree with me. They KICKED ME OUT of the movie theater, and I didn't even finish watching the Cars movie.
m9tt 29 Sep, 2017 @ 4:00pm 
Tristan, daddy has to take a ride. I won’t be around to raise you so I need you to know something before I go. You’re special, and this world can be very hard on special things. They’ll pick on you, they’ll hit you, they’ll dump you, diagnose you and develop you. And there will be days when you wish that everyone was like you, so that everything could be easy. But that’s how they think. They spend every day wishing that everyone was the same, and it’s that wish that keeps them from being special. So when they come for you with their knives out, you just smile and forgive them. Because ordinary things say, ‘Hello,’ and ‘Goodbye,’ but nothing that’s special can ever die.
Uzzziii 30 Jul, 2017 @ 6:54pm 
+rep hes sexy
☆Navy☆ 10 Jul, 2017 @ 8:33pm 
Hey man hope u unblock me so u can see my message
☆Navy☆ 29 Jun, 2017 @ 5:09am 
For real man I wasn't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lieing 😣😲😲😤😬😠😡
Edna 29 May, 2017 @ 5:34pm 
+rep fair trader and cool guy
Polar Kevo 16 Apr, 2017 @ 3:55pm 
+ rep great trader
Hootels 14 Apr, 2017 @ 3:14pm 
would suck him off everyday except thrusday
☆Navy☆ 9 Apr, 2017 @ 8:06am 
+rep best freind in the universe lol and fun to play with
Hootels 8 Apr, 2017 @ 8:20am 
This is Dan from the Amazon Prime Delivery Service. We have seent hat your order of a Pink Sparkled Heating Vibrator did not come on time. For our mistake we are taking off 40% on your next purchase of another vibrator or dildo. Have a nice day :)
Push Start Gamer 6 Apr, 2017 @ 4:17pm 
he will suck you dry if you ask nice enough
+REP
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WazTrades (Yes, I’m back) 25 Mar, 2017 @ 8:44am 
add me on steam
♥ Chery Brace [Official] 24 Mar, 2017 @ 7:24am 
added
Poshy 22 Mar, 2017 @ 4:28pm 
Add for trade?