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-- Mark Twain
😬
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin
🙄
Brian: Want to go get an ice cream? Will that make you feel better? [Stewie shakes his head]
Brian: Want to get some McDonald's? [Stewie shakes his head]
Brian: Want to go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes? [Stewie nods]
Brian: All right, let's take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes.
🤔
"It's my cookie file and if I come up with something that's lame and I like it,
it goes in."
-- karl (Karl Lehenbauer)
🤗
If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!
-- Calvin
🤣
Suggest you just sit there and wait till life gets easier.
😵
The longer the title, the less important the job.
😭
-Class:Scout
-Cosmetics:Brown Bomber Professer Spec Bruiser bandana
-Pose:sitting on the hightower
-Map:Hightower
-Extra Details:Could you make one a wallpaper and one profile pic