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Interesting story and nice guns, but everything else falls flat. The story feels like it's pieced together, as do the levels with fade-to-black transistions. Even after the update to fix everything there are still missing textures in the later levels and some levels crash if you try to transition normally. It'd be worth it if they fixed all the issues and lowered the price to around $5 because having to load levels using the map command and impulse 101 instantly makes this not worth the price.
If you want to play something that actually works well, go check out all the free mods online.

Pros
Game has really nice visuals and an interesting concept.

Cons
Matches are generally decided early on, whoever gobbles up the good resources in the first minute or so of a match is generally the winner. If you fall behind even a fraction, you're better off quiting the match instead of playing more.
The bots will generally go after you most of the time, making games with bots a 3 vs 1 game. Multiplayer makes this a moot point but makes it so offline practice is more frustrating than it's worth.
On the note of bots, they have extreme precision and can instantly buy up stuff the moment they're able to. Their reaction times are a little too good.
Also the Black Market makes things turn bad even faster for people who aren't in the lead as the people with the most money control it. Think Mario Party, but you can buy the items to screw over other players every few seconds. It's good if you can get control of it, but if you're on the receiving end of it then it becomes frustrating. And whenever one play buys from the market, it raises the prices of BM items for everyone else, making everyone else fall even lower.

Overall it's an interesting game with a niche idea, but there's better RTS games out there. Not a game to play if you're trying to wind down. But if you like an intense micromanaging competition, then have at it

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