Own a longsword for home defense, since that’s what the divine monarchs intended. Four German mercenaries break into my house “what the devil?” As I grab my complete suit of plate armor and child-sized longsword. Slice right through the first man’s chest, he’s dead on the spot. Shoot my crossbow at the second man, miss him entirely because of my eye infection and nail the neighboring peasant. I have to resort to the Trebuchet at the top of the stairs “Deus Vult Heathens” the 90 kilogram projectile kills 2 men on impact, the extra sound and shattered stone spooks the local horses. Lower Halberd and charge the last terrified soldier. He dies of an infection a few days later waiting for proper medical care because nobody knows how disease is spread and the visiting plague doctor reuses blood covered surgical tools. Just as the divine monarchs intended.

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+rep has good taste in games

+rep cutest guy i know :3