i laughed, came, and had an epileptic seizure upon seeing this post. It is in fact so hilarious that after I showed it to my entire family they nearly died from asphyxiation because they couldn't stop laughing at this quirky post. I am currently at my mother's funeral, and the priest is unable to keep a straight face when he reads about the cause of her death.

I'm just happy my mom died with a smile on her face :)

You were thinking I died? ♥♥♥♥♥, surprise I still got them double-thick thighs, french fries I get down and gobble, gobble up, with my booty up She be going wobble wobble up, here's a big duck Slide, slide in the peanut butter, don’t Zucc her Who actually regrets me? My mother I trolled betas with my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, betrayer You nothin' but a hater hater, clout chaser Now I watch my favorite Twitch thot, damn, she hot What the ♥♥♥♥ is with this mugshot? Ratatata Elon's baby eat a Mars rock Now I TikTok, begone, thot, begone, thot All these simps always talkin’ ♥♥♥♥, yada-yada-ya When you see me, what you talking 'bout, little beansprout? We're laughing 'cause you burnt out, got no clout Yeah, you weak without your ass out (Yeah, yeah) (What are you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gay?) Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh? Play me like a dummy, like, ♥♥♥♥♥, are dumb? Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb?
June 23, 2020

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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Hey bro, I've played against you recently and I'd like to invite you in our team. Here's my main account, add me please . We're planning to compete in some tourney, I think we have good chances with you especially :)