👑 Gamer | Strategist | Bad Rats Enthusiast 👑

🕹️ About Me:
🔥 Pro gamer (in my own mind) with unmatched skills in Bad Rats and other high-IQ strategy games.
🎯 I specialize in single-player experiences on easy mode because winning is important.
💀 Sometimes I play online, mostly to remind myself why I don’t play online.

📜 My Achievements:
✅ 400+ hours in modding Skyrim, 3 hours playing it.
✅ Uninstalled League of Legends (and reinstalled it 12 times).
✅ Mastered the intricate physics of Bad Rats—some say it’s RNG, I say it’s art.

💬 What I’m Looking For:

Fellow Bad Rats scholars 🐀
People who understand that TF2 trading is a way of life 🔄
Anyone who can explain the deep lore of Garfield Kart 🚗💨
💌 Before You Add Me:
⚠️ No Bad Rats slander 🚫🐀
⚠️ Must respect my Skyrim modding addiction
⚠️ If you main Bastion, we can’t be friends.

👾 Currently playing: Probably something unreasonably old and broken 👾