hey i know we don't know each other at all but i really feel like i need to share this really important thought with the world, So Pepperoni goes on pizza. Pizza is flat. What else do we know is flat? The earth. The earth is a flat circle just like pizza. The earth also has various toppings, with water being the sauce, and continents being like the pepperoni slices. So basically, the earth is a giant pizza. But what else do we have to do to a pizza before it's finished? That's right. We have to put it in the oven and cook it. If the earth is a giant pizza, then it still has to be cooked. It's much larger than a standard pizza, so the cooking process is much longer and more gradual. Just like global warming. And there we have it: global warming is just the result of the pizza being cooked. you can thank me later for cracking one of the biggest world problems.