Recent reviews by Link88

Put dispenser here.

The story line gave me aids

Be Jarl of Whiterun
Random guy in ♥♥♥♥ tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
Don't know why the guards let him in
Figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like it's nothing
Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
Dragon shows up
Ohthankthegods
Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
End of my worries
He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself
Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and and entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
He leaves without a word
Hopefully that's the last I'll see of him.