Recent reviews by LimpArms McGee

Confusing/10.

I also completely rewrote history.

Would dictate again.

Just keep pressing the "Baaa" button. You'll get it.

Goat/10 would play again.

Ten things to do (or not) in Space Engineers:
1. Build a giant spaceship with no way to steer it.
2. Involuntarily destroy an entire space station with aforementioned giant space ship.
3. Go online with some friends, join a survival server.
4. Take some pre-built Respawn Ships, try to fuse them together to make giant ship.
5. Have griefer come with large custom ship and slam into your double-ship.
6. Have both of your ships go flinging into space at hundreds of miles per second.
7. Spend the next 4 hours of gametime jetpackin' through space looking for your ships.
8. Ultimately give up or run out of energy, suffocate in space and die.
9. If you have leftover energy, commit suicide.
10. Respawn.

Almost got to the moon! Just kidding, Jebediah and Bob died in 15 seconds. Catastrophic rocket failure resulted in the rocket flinging itself straight into the ground, and bouncing away, slowly exploding into the ocean.

Jeb/10 would play forever.

In Spelunky, you blow up rocks, fight snakes, and get gold. It's also different everytime...somehow. 3/10 can't get past the tutorial stage. I highly recommend it to anyone who is actually good at video games.

Also, snakes.

Heli Heroes is the greatest vidya game ever made. Just do it.

I was climbing a throaty mountain, then I got killed in the butt by a Cave Bear. Beautiful. Bear/10 would Bear again.

Also, don't go to Falkreath. That sh** is like purposely becoming depressed.

Also, stop right there, criminal scum.

Was honestly not expecting this game to be very good. I completely mislead myself! This game is just fantastic! If this game had online multiplayer in the fashion of previous Halo titles, this game would be a masterpiece! 9/10 Because of the lack of multiplayer deathmatch/ctf/forge. Buy this game ASAP, it is just great.

This game is every tabletop gaming nerd's video game dream. 10/10 I highly recommend the 4-pack. So much fun with friends. Plus, the game is highly and easily moddable! P.S. Props to the developers for the updates! Fantastic work to everyone who helped make this game. Buy this right now, and get playing some Secret Hitler immediately.

2020 Edit: Wanna play board games with your friends without risk of dying/killing your friends? Look no further than Tabletop Simulator. Essentially just a tabletop physics simulator, the Workshop and Modding community have made so many options possible. If it can be played on a table, it can likely be played in Tabletop SImulator. Enjoy!

The greatest game of our generation, hands down. Without question, without further hesititation, this game is necessary in anyone's video game library, hardcore gamer or rarely game at all. 100/10. If you have never played this game, do yourself a favor, and change your life by playing this game.

Also, 10 minus 7 equals 3 plus 3 equals 6 minus 3 equals 3 equals Half-Life 3 confirmed.