Recent reviews by eigenface 10

The most fun I've had playing a game in years. I'm not exaggerating.

I can rest now.

Was honestly going to give this a negative review because I thought releasing this as a 2nd game was a money grab. As you can see, I've changed my mind.

This game is leagues better than the prequel. It lets me have 10-100X more units than the previous game, with FAR better framerates, more stable frame timings, and probably much more I haven't noticed yet. And this game JUST came out...

Yeah, not a money grab.

I think about this game a lot and I don't know why.

Every time I think about it, I get a sudden urge to play it. I screw around for a couple hours, with the realisation creeping on me that I am incredibly bored.

Also, this game *supposedly* fried/corrupted a few hard drives a few months ago, and the devs never acknowledged that this happened.

Yes, I know I have 0.1 hours in the game. I played this on my Xbox as a kid, so add a couple hundred to that. However, keep in mind that this review might as well be coming from 10-year-old me.

This was my favourite COD. I know everybody hated it, but as somebody who didn't really get into COD until BO2, I loved this game. Exo-suits added a lot of fast-paced, very cheesy fights to the game that really made it fun to play, especially with friends. Exo-zombies, besides the mundane and incomplete story, was honestly awesome. I never really cared for COD story mode, but I find it hilarious that they included Kevin Spacey.

COD DLC has always been hot garbage, but this game has the only DLC that I can even vaguely remember. Surely that's worth something, right?

It's a shame nobody agrees with me that this was actually a good COD. That, combined with yearly releases, and BO3 being a banger, basically killed this game by it's first birthday. I would totally download this game for the nostalgia, but I know I will be as disappointed as the last time, with there being no lobbies.

I'm not going to lie: I've never been good at this type of game.

The reason I got this was because I wanted to play a "management" style game without shelling out a lot of money. I got this for like $4 on sale.

This game was really fun for a few hours. Even though the game felt a tad rigid, it was still satisfying to go through the gameloop.

And then the game introduced subsidiaries.

Now, maybe I'm stupid, but they make zero sense to me. The game doesn't really explain how to use them, and once I got a basic grasp of them, they just felt so clumsy. The worst part is that I have been unable to beat that part of the story, so I think it pretty much requires subsidiaries.

I hope I'm missing something simple, because I really like this game other than that.

This game is incredible

People can say what they want, so I will speak the truth...

This game is embarrassing. Seriously. This game's dev to be the laziest developer on the planet.

I am confident the devs are stupid

Such a great value and is constantly getting new content and bugfixes. This game is what all early access games should strive to be.