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Patrick Stephan   Maryland, United States
 
 
single dad, in to roleplay & roblox, looking for a good woman to watch over my kiddies
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Coastae 24 Mar, 2020 @ 5:06pm 
Sorry bud, I'd gladly take the offer but according to your profile, you're living in Wuhan! While a covid19-ridden M9 bayonet would be a great tool to stab my awful opponents with, I'm afraid I might knick my finger and contract the virus, and trust me, I'm TOO important for that.
So yeah maybe live in a richer country, then talk to me. Code FADE? If I ever see you on the streets of China I'll FADE you. You won't even remember me. Or anybody. And the best part about that is no one will remember you either! Mommy and Daddy already kissed the Grim Reaper and are coughing to death. I would usually feel remorse saying that but you half-brained motherfcks infected Tom Hanks and his beautiful wife Rita Wilson. I'll have you know I grew up on Toy Story, cried w/ Wilson in Cast Away, and got angry at Africans with him in Captain Philips. For you to jeopardize my memories, then offer me a little treat like this, I should treat you like the Somali pirates in Cpt. Philips and ♥♥♥♥♥ DESTROY you!
Blicky 31 Mar, 2019 @ 5:23pm 
-rep African American
Michael Computer Gaming 30 Jun, 2018 @ 3:12pm 
+rep African American