LiLFipe
Felipe Damascena   Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, Brazil
 
 
:devilskiss: Tenacius D - Tribute :devilskiss:

This is the greatest and best song in the world...
Tribute.
Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
We was hitchhiking down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden,
There shined a shiny demon,
In the middle of the road,
And he said!

:devilskiss:Play the best song in the world, or I'll eat your souls...
Well me and Kyle,
We looked at each other,
And we each said,
Okay.

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be
The best song in the world,
It was the best song in the world.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one makes two, two and one makes three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred thousand years or so
When the sun doth shine
And the moon doth glow and the grass doth grow.

Needless to say,
The beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his whippy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us,
:devilskiss:Be you angels?
And we said nay,
We are but men,
Rock!

:ExpZ: Ah, ah, ah, oh, wo, a-yo! :ExpZ:

This is not the greatest song in the world, no.
This is just a tribute!
Couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, yeah - no!
This is a tribute!
To the greatest song in the world,
Alright!
It was the greatest song in the world,
Alright!
This is the greatest m@th#rf*ck$n' song, the greatest song in the world oh!

And the peculiar thing is this my friends,
The song we sang on that fateful night,
It didn't actually sound anything like this song!

This is just a tribute!
You gotta believe me,
And I wish you were there,
Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, ah, oh!
Good God,
Gotta love him,
I'm so surprised to find ya can't stop him!

Alright!
Alright!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ
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aspirado forte 28 oct. 2020 à 11h13 
Bom dia senhor Felipe! Nós da Sociedade Brasileira de Urologia recebemos as suas perguntas enviadas por e-mail, e é um prazer respondê-las:

1) Sim, 9 cm é considerado pequeno. Sugerimos processo cirúrgico;

2) Não, não é comum a camisinha ficar larga. Não existe tamanho PP, o tamanho é único;

3) Ainda que 9 cm seja um tamanho muito pequeno, é possível a parceira chegar ao orgasmo durante a relação sexual, portanto se isso não ocorre nas suas relações conforme mencionou, pode se tratar de falta de competência de sua parte;

4) Não, o senhor não pode fazer o exame de próstata, é apenas para pessoas acima de 50 anos. Por favor não insista;

5) O forte desejo por pessoas do mesmo sexo ,pode sim ser um forte sinal de tendência ao homossexualismo;

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