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15.9 hrs on record (15.4 hrs at review time)
this is such a beautiful game, really makes you think. unlike most games your actions actually have consequences and you gotta take the time to think things through and not just mash dialogue buttons till theyre all exhausted
Posted 17 December.
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5.1 hrs on record
I want to like this game, but calling it a "game" feels like a bit of a stretch. It's a sandbox where you kill enemies. You can mod the hell out of it, and they try to have a 'campaign' mode, but at the end of the day it's a sandbox where you kill enemies and that's pretty much it. Absolute blast for a few hours but quickly loses its novelty and appeal
Posted 15 December.
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15.2 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
it's a blast. soulslike with choose-able difficulty so you don't have to get insanely curb stomped if you dont want to, instead opting for mildly curb stomped
Posted 8 December.
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95.7 hrs on record (93.9 hrs at review time)
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one of the best games ive played in my entire life. easily the best building system in existence
Posted 4 December.
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5.5 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Plays like a less clunky Unturned. Lots of fun. Main complaint is that inventory space is ridiculously limited, at least until you find a backpack
Posted 31 October.
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25.3 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
its fun enough for a free game. plays like a worse warframe lol. at first glance kinda pay to win but in the 'you can get stuff for free it just takes grinding' type. and since its pve other players whaling doesnt make it suck for you. performance is terrible tho, i have a 3060 with 32gb ram and im lucky to get 40fps on min graphics settings
Posted 16 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
72.4 hrs on record (39.2 hrs at review time)
its plants vs zombies man, thats all i need to say
Posted 15 August.
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37.7 hrs on record (15.7 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ this game is amazing. i was skeptical, i heard about the rough launch, id heard theyd improved but i was still skeptical.. i kinda thought itd be a generic shoot em up but with more cyberware. oh boy i was wrong. this has probably THE the most emotional, gripping story ive played thus far. it's so immersive, I feel like an actual solo needing to be bigger than life. Normally I hate stealth but I found myself stealthing because it felt like I was IN the game, "oh ♥♥♥♥ if i get caught this is gonna be bad." Not, "if i get caught i can just reload the checkpoint."

$20 sale for this game is one of the best purchases of my life
Posted 6 August.
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0.3 hrs on record
The gunplay is fun but I couldn't really get into it because it was so bizarre. To explain, I love Postal 2 so much. The juxtaposition between "just your random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to buy milk" turning into a showdown with all the cops and more was just amazing. Postal Brain Damaged just throws that away and makes it outright crazy, with flying obese people throwing weaponized cheeseburgers at you and rabid karens screaming at you.

In addition, the graphics are only marginally better than Postal 2. If you're thinking "hey I want Postal 2 but I want better graphics," this game probably won't scratch that itch. There's a Kickstarter for a ground-up remaster of Postal 2 tho, probably best to just wait for that.

The game is kinda fun but in a really weird jarring way. I'd recommend getting it on sale for $5
Posted 7 July.
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3 people found this review helpful
2.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Probably my single most favorite game of all time. I've clocked hundreds of hours on the PS4.

Does it have its flaws? Yes. There's very little story to speak of, there's some gamebreaking bugs that haven't been patched. But ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ the combat is amazing. It is without a doubt the most fun gunplay I've played in my life, more so than Doom, Fallout, Wolfenstein etc. This game really captures the essence of being a whirlwind of death and gore.

The worldbuilding is gorgeous, with bright colors and lots of different factions to fight and biomes/environments to fight in. The first game def felt like "50 shades of brown" but that's criticism the devs took to heart and fixed up.

Just sooo much fun. If you like doom or wolfenstein or any of those sort of shooters, get this game. You won't regret it. Especially when it's on sale for $8
Posted 3 July.
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