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mutter: "uns hast ein skibidich toileten auf zu hause"
das skibidich toileten zu hause:
(no changer were made)
РС-28 Сармат SS-X-30 three-stage Russian silo-based, liquid-fueled, HGV-capable and FOBS-capable super-heavy intercontinental ballistic missile:
+ russian brearhing+turkish tap dancing+ philipino laughing+ bulgarian flip kick+ kodiak fighting style+ those who know=💀
a rizz do meu ohio
a gyatt do meu fanum tax
歌はまだね、頑張るから
みくみくにしてあげる♪
だからちょっと覚悟をしててよね
>OHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>sem calor, sem nada
>comida sai quente
QUEM ACREDITA EM MICROONDAS???
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Não olhe demais para isso
☐ Péssimo
☐ Decente
☐ Bom
✅ Maravilhoso
☐ Você esquece o que é a realidade
--Gameplay--
☐ Ridiculamente horrível
☐ Era melhor ter ido ver o filme do Pelé
☐ Ruim
☐ Nem bom, nem ruim...
✅ Bom
☐ Maravilhoso
--Áudio/Músicas--
☐ Jogue mutado
☐ Alguém raspando a colher no prato é melhor que isso
☐ Nada mal
✅ Bom
☐ Perfeito
☐ É o som mais realista que tu vai ver na sua vida
--Game Feito por--
☐ Espermatozoides
☐ Crianças
☐ Adultos
✅ Humanos
☐ Lagartos
☐ Aliens
--Requerimentos --
☐ Verifique se você pode executar o Paint
☐ Ferrari com motor de fusca
☐ Quebra Galho
✅ Decente (meu I5 550 ti ta rodando com tudo no minimo)
☐ PC da NASA
--Dificuldade--
☐ Mais fácil que tirar doce de criança
☐ Fácil
☐ Fácil de aprender/Difícil de dominar
✅ Requer um uso significativo do cérebro
☐ Difícil
☐ Dark Souls
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his ♥♥♥♥, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I accepted it and we ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all night. Turns out he was gay. trust this guy.