Small Soldiers is a 1998 American action comedy film directed by Joe Dante, written by Gavin Scott, Adam Rifkin, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio, and starring Kirsten Dunst, Gregory Smith, Jay Mohr, Phil Hartman, Kevin Dunn, Denis Leary, and the voices of Frank Langella and Tommy Lee Jones. It depicts two factions of toys which develop independent personalities after mistakenly being installed with advanced military-level technology in turn putting two families in danger when one faction turns lethal while targeting the other faction.

The film was theatrically released on July 10, 1998, by DreamWorks Pictures in the United States and by Universal Pictures in international markets. It received mixed reviews from critics and grossed $72 million against a $40 million budget. Small Soldiers marks the last on-screen film role of Phil Hartman, who was murdered by his wife two months before the film's premiere; the film is dedicated to his memory.

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