Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
ㅤ* She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
ㅤ* 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ROFL!

++REP