Recent reviews by JoeKim

Mechanically, this game is great.

It's basically Diner Dash but 3D and balancing cooking/brewing/serving/cleaning is a great time.

Everything else around this game sucks. The writing feels like it was written in 2005 by an idiot child cashing out on the cheapest jokes that they could find. The combat is dull, farming is super limited and slow, voice work is painful and canned.

We're definitely getting what we paid for, but I'd skip this one. Pay 5 bucks for a mobile game instead. You'll get more enjoyment out of it.

If you enjoy FREEDOM and DEMOCRACY you will enjoy this game

its an RTS version of Civ that uses Dune assets.

If that sounds like your jam, you'll love this game. If you dont know anything about Dune other than the movie, but enjoy civ? you'll probably still like this game.

If you like Dune but not Civ/RTS games? This game isn't for you. It's gonna be super deep and even with tutorials, really harrowing.

If you dont like Dune or Civ but like RTS games? it's probably too slow for you and you'll be very meh on it.

This game will eat up entirely too many hours of your life in the best way possible.