Recent reviews by جو بلا أرجل

game is good, brings me back to childhood
a world of wonder, where information is your plunder
progress can be rather tricky, try your best to not use the wiki
with so little time played, will trials of pain have my fun swayed?

why does a parsnip take only a week to grow, very unrealistic,



i dont like the sword fighting????

i thought this game was about farming?????????

why do i have to get a sword and fight things??????



how can you grow pine trees in the desert.....

this game was very fun for the first few hours when i was planting and growing.


but then these annoying people kept trying to talk to me

how can other players get in my game when im offline

why force me to talk to people i hate it

it is boring and cringe, to talk to people is boring add an offline only mode.


i dont like the mushrooms they give me ptsd please remove them


thank you for removing the mushrooms in advance.


if you remove the mushrooms that would make me happy, thank you thanks.



also add a big bannana like the one in australia.

a very beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg banana.

thank you


ok one more thing i would like for you to add a big big big big big big pear

tree

where is the pear tree thanks you,

add a pear tree.

thanks you for the pear tree.


thanks

dinosaurs arent that big, why?

why not.

the devs say.

why are their no mountains??

theres only ice hill???

ok so theres a diamond in my arm, and is my hud????

dumb idea, stupid game,

big monkey is a dinosaur??? so uninspierd.

game is bad, please add a harambe suit so i can roleplay as the kid who got in his enclosure


if you do i will recommend the game :)

thank you for reading my reveiw :)

once again please add harambe suit or character to the game and add a tire swing for harambe

thank you again thanks

bad game didnt ♥♥♥

Big Boner

BAD DIDNT ♥♥♥

this game very good i came

bad game didnt c u m

bad game didnt ♥♥♥

Maybe I'm a no-lifer but I got all achievements on this game, and recently finished all boss rush modes. (Yes even the Mortal Journey.) All on NG+4. And I can't help but think this update is great, but lacking. I was hoping for more complexity in boss fights, the new mixups on Inner Isshin and Genichiro were great and caught me off guard, and the Inner Father mist raven combo is fantastic. I was really hoping for a more difficult verion of EVERY boss, they are the 'Gauntlet of Strength' and shouldn't be normalcy until the very last, maybe I'm asking too much but I love this game and needed so much more.

And on another note it genuinely makes me sad that there was no super special award for beating the Mortal Journey, I know it told me there was none, but still, I wanted one.

I can wholeheartedly say this is the best FromSoftware game created and possibly the best game I have, and will ever play.