So, you thought you were a 1337 h4x0r? You thought you had mad ‘sploit-writing, shell-popping skillz? First, you learned Python (so easy), then C (a little deeper in the weeds), then assembly (down the rabbit hole), and finally straight binary (cuz programming languages are for muggles). But now your ‘sploits are getting flagged and your obfuscation Kung Fu isn’t saving you from the big bad EDRs out there. What to do? You can’t follow the rabbit any further down the rabbit hole, right? Maybe you should just go back, take the blue pill, and live a life of blissful ignorance in the land of macros. Yes, let’s party like it’s 1999. ILOVEYOU, Melissa! You may have thought that macro viruses went the way of 56K modems, but they’re back baby!