You: anyhow
You: fapfap?
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: u wanna help me ?
Stranger: maybe?
Stranger: whats in it for me ;)
You: The surprise at the end
Stranger: fine
Stranger: go for it

Brostrava: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ stuck in my ass

VRN|Laserman: so ya gnite
Darksaber: gnire
VRN|Laserman: >gnire
VRN|Laserman: >r
Darksaber: it can't help that it was born that way :<

icedad2000: my rice boiled over because i was talking about robot sex machines with you wtf

curt. : can you please conceal yourself from talking?

^4ZORG: riot shield is gay brother. you are the first man i see that doesnt use any weapon. just running around like a scumbag mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ using only his stun grenade and pressing the melee button

Notfridge Guy: I hate you why autism why insults why ARGUMENTS?

Sumea: I hate your soul, I hope the devil comes and sodomises you and takes you to hell

iLaarsTheGreat1: next time go shove a cockroach up a place where the sun never shines

Spoon: iv never been thjis runk
Spoon: in my life
Spoon: im literally dtyirng my best to wrtign

Prof Snake: I dislike cars.
Me: All cars?
Prof Snake: Cars in general indeed.
Me: So, why you dislike cars?
Prof Snake: They take up a lot of space, consume gasoline like a cow eats grass and produce way too much pollution.
Me: But what you have against electrical or even solar powered cars then?
Prof Snake: These do not reach satisfactory speeds.

WomBat: Arab piece of ♥♥♥♥

Daruma: if you play games for fun
Daruma: then you dont play mmorpgs

hex6: you're literally stupid
hex6: oh

Me: Crybaby
[LL]†๖ۣۜGØІ™: so is being a dude with a ♥♥♥♥ bigger than 1 inch being a cry baby in koriea?

fops: hhaaa oh my god i am not mentally challenged, i am mentally ill amd thanks for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ being an ableist prick about it

Brostrava @ slayer of ponyfags: Y U NO UNDERSTAND MY LOVE TU HURSES
Brostrava @ slayer of ponyfags: ;___;

|PSYCHO| <3 Hatsune Miku: Love is another worthless emotion
|PSYCHO| <3 Hatsune Miku: Just like you

DenDen: fatty tuesday
DenDen: BEST DAY EVER
DenDen: "Hey babe wanna ♥♥♥♥?"
DenDen: >"Eww no you're fat"
DenDen: "But it's fatty tuesday C:"

Magic: imagine if i bondered and got tuck in everlasting ♥♥♥♥ lapynes
What the ♥♥♥♥ am I even reading

Vogelkacke47™ : go ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ there is your fatherunter gay por

[CW]Chesh: Laser Brostrava is like a less intelligent more annoying you

Darksaber: your parents sound like ♥♥♥♥♥ if you don't mind me saying
Darksaber: putting passwords on routers
Darksaber: decapitating yukis

DenDen: Everything and anything is allowed in the war against your boner

Moky: HEEY
Moky: GIMME ♥♥♥♥
Moky: IM ERR
Moky: Gh3y

(LAST WORDS) VRN|Laserman@Ostraver glowstix!: IT'S GRIZZLY HE PUS-- *SPLUT*
(LAST WORDS) +[SP]+ Ostrava of Boletaria: KOS GRIZZLY-- *SPLUT*

UltR4UbErKiLL : mate ya dad walked in the room while i were sexin up ya mum and ya mum said to ya dad gtfo

Me: ♥♥♥♥
Moky: -GIMME :D-
afterwards
Moky: U made me look gayer

Brostrava: No matter what I do, I always end up gay.

DenDen: Well congrats
DenDen: I have now fapped to your desktop.

CNN: You should not play games... Where the only way to win... Is to rape...

Zebrahead: Laserman how long fat black guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you in childtime?

kevzz: why do you have a ♥♥♥♥ ?
kevzz: whut*

paprikules: laserman ur meny meny bed so u pls stuf

Mciver: Ya...i just sticked my penis into my harddrive while he plugged a chord into his butt
Mciver: yay sex
Mciver: over itnernet
Mciver: internet*

VRN|Laserman: so food done yet?
Norxnoc: ye but I need to rest
Norxnoc: I can slowly type tho Iges

In a chat I wasn't even part of:
Lil' Krab has changed their name to VRN| Laserman.
VRN| Laserman: I am a trained sissy, and I would surely love to fondle Mr. Spoon's alpha ♥♥♥♥ and balls.

Me: penispenis ?
Rena: THAT AMMUSED ME SO MUCH