mreow

-rep just realized egon wasnt his real name all this time

my friend

+rep

i lied egon is actually the best ever sorry egon

is a bad

ego spemenglember

-REP

+rep :)

-rep

-rep coward

hey. saw your ad.

hey. saw your ad.

-rep

-rep ill never forget what you have done

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smells

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+rep smells

+rep ran around with me naked in a video game

" ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ   ‍‍   ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ   ‍‍   ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ   ‍‍     ‍‍   ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ 𝕞𝕖 " "ᶜʳᵃᶻʸ" ⁻ ᴳⁿᵃʳˡˢ ᴮᵃʳᵏˡᵉʸ

This quote defines me. I didn't think it was possible for anyone to create something so deep... so moving. If you think you're crazy like me then share this with 5 friends so they can experience just how deep this quote is...

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ McDonald's, I aint got time for your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuses, like i couldnt give a flying ♥♥♥♥ if your ♥♥♥♥ is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

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Happy Easter, Egon! Hot as always B)

ᴀ ʜᴏᴛ ʜᴏᴛ ᴘʏʀᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴ
ᴡʜᴏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴅᴇᴍᴏ ᴄᴜᴢ sʜᴇ's ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴍʙ

Hello babygirl, may I make your acquaintance? No pressure, you'll come to find I'm a very nice guy. My name's Sal by the way.

+rep. The Ultimate Souperman. Normal humans are about 70% water. Little do many know he is 100% soup. Souper soup...

+rep the hottest guardian to ever protect me <3

EGON GO OOMIE ZOOMIE FAST

-rep uses buzzfeed

:3c

Give This Rose ~ To Everyone You Care About.
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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯\)¯¯¯'\_„„„,\) See If You Can Get Or Give A Dozen Before Valentines Day!

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

يرجى الحضور إلى البرازيل

:triumph::triumph::triumph:Talos the mighty! :muscle::muscle::muscle:Talos the unerring! :100::100::100:Talos the unassailable! :fist::fist::fist:To you we give praise!:pray::bow::raised_hands:

We are but maggots, :bug::bug:writhing :wavy_dash:in the filth :footprints::footprints::footprints:of our own corruption! :moneybag::heavy_dollar_sign::no_entry_sign::knife:While you have ascended:scream::innocent: from the dung:poop::poop: of mortality, :busts_in_silhouette::skull:and now walk among the stars!:stars::star::sparkles:

But you were once man!:man::man::man: Aye!:white_check_mark::heavy_check_mark::white_check_mark: And as man, :boy::boy:you said, “Let me show you the power:muscle::muscle::muscle::muscle: of Talos Stormcrown:zap::crown::trident:, born of the North,:up::top::point_up: where my breath :dash::dash::dash:is long winter. :snowflake::snowman:I breathe:triumph::anguished: now, in royalty,:ring::crown::heavy_dollar_sign:and reshape this land:globe_with_meridians::sunrise_over_mountains: which is mine. I do this for you,:point_right::point_right: Red Legions, for I love you:revolving_hearts::revolving_hearts::revolving_hearts:.”
Aye, love. :heart::heart::heart:Love! :heartbeat::heartbeat::heartbeat:Even as man,:older_man::older_man::older_man: great Talos cherished us. :sob::cry:For he saw in us, :open_hands::open_hands:in each of us,:couple::two_men_holding_hands::two_women_holding_hands: the future of Skyrim! :clap::clap:The future of Tamriel!:clap::clap::clap:

-rep didn't tell me what Denny's to show up at

-rep judges my sense of humor >:(

-rep doesn't respect women

+rep or you die

-rep aaa

eeeegaaaaaaawwwn

ket

meme

i need a person who can teach me the way of the meme btw i was called a meme once but still i need help bringing me inner meme back up cause i suck now

aperture shmiernce

Lord Meme

+rep has a vast knowledge of dragons and Ｄａｎｋ Ｍｅｍｅｓ

Thanks!

added for ringer stuffs