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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 9:58am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 12:13pm

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:41am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 1 May, 2024 @ 11:46am

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 1:25pm

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 11:14am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2024 @ 11:19am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 9:18am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 6:45am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 10:07am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 10:59am

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 5:06am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 8:08am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 6:25am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2022 @ 11:51am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2022 @ 2:24am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 10:53am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:21am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:24am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:10am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:14am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 11:24am



The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
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