Full-time trolling?

Console:

alias +knife slot3;
alias -knife lastinv;
bind q +knife;
+cl_show_team_equipment;
cl_radar_always_centered 0;
bind shift "+speed;r_cleardecals";
alias +duckjump "+jump; +duck";
alias -duckjump "-jump; -duck";
bind "SPACE" "+duckjump"