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19 of 44 (43%) achievements earned:
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Dirty Daddy

Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:41pm

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:56pm

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:44pm

One Last Goodbye

Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:54pm

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 2:19pm

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2017 @ 1:30pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 2:22pm

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 12:57pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 1:58pm

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2017 @ 1:00pm

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:07pm

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:22pm

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 2:58pm

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2022 @ 12:17pm

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:25pm

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Mar, 2022 @ 3:12pm

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 1:20pm



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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