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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 1:04am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 1:31am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:48am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16pm

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:19pm

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:05am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 4:04am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 1:39am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:19am

The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:43am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:35am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 3:57am

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:30pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 7:37am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 1:23am

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Gluten-Free Topping Pie

Next you're cutting out carbs
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:37am

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 10:07pm

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 11:54am

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14pm

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:05am

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:49am

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 9:50am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 10:48am

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 11:37am

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:46pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:29am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2023 @ 11:00pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:45am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 4:35am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 2:34am

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:37am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:42am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 12:16am

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 11:59am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 26 Feb @ 1:06pm

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:06pm

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:11pm

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:19pm

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:22pm

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 11:22pm