i love u

Hello , my name is Yu Sak ♥♥♥, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prize is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!

IT IS 9:24 AM WHERE ARE YOU YOUNG MAN? YOUR MOTHER IS WORRIED SICK AND YOU HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE YESTERDAY NIGHT. I WORK AND I WORK IN THE SALT MINES SO I CAN GIVE YOU A GOOD LIVING, I DID NOT RAISE YOU TO GO OUT AND BE A ♥♥♥♥♥. RETURN. NOW. p.s please buy eggs on the way home

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep, good person

Can you be my sugar daddy :) - BlitzSpanks <3 Much love dude