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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 8:54

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Upplåst 26 mar, 2016 @ 8:11

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Upplåst 27 mar, 2016 @ 1:55

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Upplåst 23 maj, 2016 @ 9:55

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Upplåst 26 mar, 2016 @ 10:09

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Upplåst 25 mar, 2016 @ 4:23

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Upplåst 26 mar, 2016 @ 7:44

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Upplåst 26 mar, 2016 @ 10:40

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 10:11

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Upplåst 31 mar, 2016 @ 8:17

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Upplåst 1 apr, 2016 @ 8:52

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Upplåst 7 apr, 2016 @ 8:00

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 7:29

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 9:39

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Upplåst 6 apr, 2016 @ 10:15

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 5:55

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Upplåst 31 mar, 2016 @ 10:37

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 9:02

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Upplåst 23 maj, 2016 @ 9:44

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Upplåst 27 mar, 2016 @ 0:49

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Upplåst 31 mar, 2016 @ 10:21

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 7:22

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Upplåst 25 mar, 2016 @ 3:52

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 4:05

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Upplåst 6 apr, 2016 @ 13:51

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 30 jun, 2016 @ 10:49

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 11:08

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Upplåst 7 apr, 2016 @ 7:04

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Upplåst 24 maj, 2016 @ 5:55

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Upplåst 16 apr, 2016 @ 3:15

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Upplåst 7 apr, 2016 @ 6:29

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 3:35

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Upplåst 31 mar, 2016 @ 10:57

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Upplåst 30 jun, 2016 @ 11:06

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Upplåst 12 maj, 2016 @ 5:31

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Upplåst 25 mar, 2016 @ 3:48

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Upplåst 25 mar, 2016 @ 4:25

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 11:57

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Upplåst 7 apr, 2016 @ 6:37

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Upplåst 13 maj, 2016 @ 4:12

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Upplåst 30 jun, 2016 @ 8:47

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 8:48

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 8:20

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Upplåst 30 jun, 2016 @ 10:05

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Upplåst 31 mar, 2016 @ 2:01

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Upplåst 1 jul, 2016 @ 7:34

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Upplåst 30 jun, 2016 @ 8:44

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Upplåst 9 jul, 2016 @ 4:02

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Upplåst 29 mar, 2016 @ 11:04

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Upplåst 26 mar, 2016 @ 6:41

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Upplåst 7 apr, 2016 @ 8:02

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Upplåst 12 maj, 2016 @ 4:51

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Upplåst 12 jul, 2016 @ 3:24