https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNN8FUWh8IA

Eating ass is an incredible feat that requires a remarkable amount of skill, concentration, and overall will to succeed. There is no way that anyone can argue that a sport like curling or baseball should be classified over something as difficult and impressive as eating ass. Not only will the athletes be able to showcase their world-class talents on televisions across the world, but they will also get a nutritious meal in the process. In the words of Mahatma Gandhi, "Be the change you want to see in the world...also, eating ass should be an Olympic sport.