Recent reviews by here comes douglas

not very good looking or fun to play, NO funny little creatures in it

i can't turn off the extremely loud menu music and every time i ask a question about it in the discord (3x so far) the developers + community are too busy jerking each other off about steam reviews, so maybe if i do this they will actually see it. how do i turn off the menu music. please god help me

edit: on further review, none of the sound options work at all. i've had to relaunch game 8 or 9 times in the past hour and a half. to be fair, one of those was due to a patch. the combat system is such that your camera controls your block direction fluidly, you cannot "hold" a block, meaning you cannot control the camera and block in the opposite direction you are trying to move the camera, which makes combat much less mobile than mount&blade. stabbing or doing an overhead is fiddly, requiring you to swing the camera way too far to perform an action that you could do in mount&blade with a twitch of the mouse. until this game improves, i recommend waiting for mount&blade 2

you really enjoy hurting other people, don't you?

this crunch...!

good

do you like hurting other people?